My obnoxious neighbor demanded I tear down my fence or he’d sue – but karma delivered him a lesson he won’t forget.
Around a year ago, my wonderful neighbors sold their home. Enter Victor – my new neighbor, a loud, self-important businessman from the city. Victor, the kind of guy who bragged about his portfolio to anyone within earshot, always strutting around in tailored suits and polished loafers, looking at everything on my property like it personally offended him.
Six months after he moved in, he marched up to my door waving legal papers, demanding I compensate him for the nine inches my fence allegedly encroached onto his lot. He also wanted it removed entirely because it was “an eyesore” and “dragging down property values,” and he made it clear I’d regret it if I didn’t comply.
To avoid a drawn-out battle, I had the fence taken down. But a week later, Victor appeared at my door – no suit this time, just a wrinkled polo and panic in his eyes. His hands were trembling. “What have you done?! Put your old fence back up. I’ll pay you ANY AMOUNT for it.”
The Old Days
I should back up.
My previous neighbors were the Kowalskis. Barb and Dennis. Married forty-one years. Dennis had a bad knee and a good sense of humor, and Barb made this Polish apple cake every fall that she’d bring over on a paper plate with no expectation of getting the plate back. They were the kind of neighbors you don’t appreciate enough until they’re gone.
The fence between our properties went up in 2006. Dennis and I built it together over a long weekend in September. Cedar planks, six feet tall, stained a warm reddish-brown. We split the cost. We didn’t hire a surveyor. We eyeballed it. Dennis held the posts while I poured the concrete, and we drank Yuengling out of cans while it set.
For seventeen years that fence stood there. It kept the deer out of Barb’s hostas. It gave my kids privacy in the backyard pool. It aged the way good cedar does, going silver at the edges. Nobody ever once questioned where it sat.
Then Dennis had his second heart attack. The bad one. Barb couldn’t keep the house up alone, and their son lived in Portland. So they sold.
I helped Barb load boxes into a U-Haul on a Thursday morning in March. She cried. I almost did. She gave me one last paper plate of apple cake and told me to take care of myself.
Two weeks later, a black Mercedes SUV pulled into the Kowalskis’ driveway.
Victor
His full name was Victor Pruitt, and he told me that within the first ninety seconds of meeting him. Also told me he’d “come from Philly,” that he ran some kind of commercial real estate consulting firm, and that he’d gotten the house “below ask” because he knew how to negotiate.
He said that last part like I should be impressed.
Victor was maybe fifty-five. Tan in that way that looks maintained. Hair slicked back, graying at the temples. He wore loafers without socks, which I didn’t even know was a thing men his age did. His wife, Cheryl, seemed fine. Quiet. She smiled at me once from across the driveway and then I barely saw her again.
The first month wasn’t terrible. Victor was loud, sure. He had a landscaping crew out there three times a week, tearing out Barb’s perennials and replacing them with these geometric boxwood hedges that looked like a hotel entrance. He installed landscape lighting that pointed partially into my bedroom window. I mentioned it. He said he’d “look into it.” He didn’t.
But the fence thing. That’s where it really started.
I came home from work one Tuesday in August and found Victor standing in my side yard with a guy in an orange vest holding a surveying tripod. Just standing on my property. No knock on my door. No text. Nothing.
I walked over. “Can I help you?”
Victor didn’t even look embarrassed. “Just getting the property line confirmed. Your fence is over the line. I’ve suspected it for a while.”
“A while” being four months. The guy had lived there four months.
The surveyor, to his credit, looked uncomfortable. He packed up his equipment and left a little orange flag in the ground. Victor told me the results would be “formalized” and that I’d be “hearing from his attorney.”
I thought he was bluffing.
The Letter
He was not bluffing.
Six weeks later, I got a certified letter from a law firm in Center City Philadelphia. Headed paper, gold embossing, the works. It stated that my fence encroached nine and a quarter inches onto Victor Pruitt’s property. That this constituted an ongoing trespass. That I owed Victor compensation for the use of his land dating back to his purchase of the property. And that the fence itself was in violation of some municipal aesthetic guideline I’d never heard of and needed to be removed within thirty days.
Nine inches. Nine inches of grass that Dennis Kowalski and I had never thought twice about.
I called my buddy Greg, who’s a paralegal. Greg read the letter and sighed. He said I could fight it, sure. Hire my own attorney, get my own survey, argue adverse possession maybe, drag it out for a year or more. Spend ten, fifteen thousand dollars. Or I could just move the fence.
“The guy’s got money and spite,” Greg said. “That’s a bad combination to fight in court.”
I thought about it for three days. I walked the fence line. I looked at those nine inches. Grass. Just grass. A strip of earth so narrow you could cover it with a bath towel.
I decided I didn’t want to spend a year of my life fighting Victor Pruitt over a bath towel’s worth of dirt.
So I called a contractor. Had the whole fence pulled down the following week. Hauled away. Every post, every plank, every foot of that cedar fence Dennis and I had built. Gone.
I didn’t rebuild. I didn’t replace it. I just left it open.
Victor watched from his kitchen window while the crew worked. I could see him in there, coffee mug in hand, looking satisfied.
What Victor Didn’t Know
Here’s what Victor didn’t know about the fence, because Victor never bothered to ask anyone in the neighborhood about anything.
Behind my property and his, running along the back edge of both our lots, there’s a stretch of county-owned woodland. About twelve acres of scrubby oak and pine that connects to a creek. It’s not a park. It’s just land the county owns and doesn’t do anything with.
And in that woodland, there are deer. A lot of deer.
Whitetails. Dozens of them. They’ve been a problem in our area for years. The county tried a controlled hunt back in 2019 and the HOA two streets over lost their minds about it, so that ended. The deer population just kept growing. They eat everything. Gardens, shrubs, flowers, young trees. If it’s green and it’s not behind a fence, they’ll find it.
My fence had been keeping them out. Not perfectly, but mostly. Six feet of solid cedar is a real deterrent. Deer can jump it if they’re motivated, but they usually don’t bother when there’s easier food elsewhere.
With the fence down, there was nothing between that woodland and Victor’s brand-new, professionally installed, extremely expensive landscaping.
I knew this would happen. I’m not going to pretend I didn’t.
The first morning after the fence came down, I poured my coffee and stood at the back window. Three doe were standing in Victor’s yard at 6 a.m., chewing on his boxwood hedges like they’d been invited to a buffet.
By day three, there were seven.
By the end of the week, Victor’s $14,000 landscaping job (he’d told me the number, of course he had) looked like it had been through a wood chipper. The boxwoods were gnawed down to stubs. His ornamental grasses were flattened. The deer had trampled his new sod and left droppings everywhere. One of them knocked over his decorative stone birdbath, and it cracked clean in half on the patio.
I didn’t say a word. I just drank my coffee.
The Knock
It took Victor exactly eight days to show up at my door.
I almost didn’t recognize him. No suit. No loafers. He was wearing a wrinkled green polo that looked like he’d slept in it, and his hair wasn’t slicked back. It was just… hair. Messy. He looked ten years older.
His hands were shaking. Actually shaking. He had his phone in one hand and I could see photos of his destroyed yard on the screen.
“What have you done?! Put your old fence back up. I’ll pay you ANY AMOUNT for it.”
I leaned against the doorframe. Took a sip of coffee. Let a few seconds pass.
“Victor, you sent me a legal letter demanding I remove that fence. So I removed it.”
“I didn’t – I didn’t know about the deer.”
“Yeah,” I said. “You didn’t.”
He started talking fast. The deer were destroying everything. They’d eaten his wife’s rose garden (Cheryl had a rose garden; news to me, I’d never seen her outside). They’d chewed through some kind of protective netting he’d installed. They came every morning and every evening. He’d called animal control. Animal control told him it was county land and there was nothing they could do. He’d called the county. The county told him to build a fence.
“So build a fence,” I said.
His face did something then. A kind of crumbling. Because here’s the thing Victor had also learned in the past eight days: a fence on his side of the property line, set back nine and a quarter inches from where mine had been, wouldn’t protect his front landscaping or the side beds. The geometry didn’t work. My old fence had wrapped around in a way that created a barrier across the most vulnerable stretch. His property line alone couldn’t replicate it.
He needed the fence where it had been. On my land. Nine inches over his precious line.
“I’ll pay for the whole thing,” he said. “Materials, labor, all of it. Better than the old one. Whatever you want.”
I looked at him for a long time.
“I’ll think about it,” I said. And I closed the door.
The Thinking
I let Victor stew for two weeks. Every morning I watched the deer from my kitchen window. They’d expanded their territory now. Eight, ten, sometimes twelve of them, grazing through Victor’s yard like it was their personal salad bar. One morning I saw a buck with a decent rack standing on Victor’s back patio, just standing there, staring at the sliding glass door like he was waiting to be let in.
Victor tried things. He bought motion-activated sprinklers. The deer ignored them after two days. He put up some kind of mesh fencing, the cheap green stuff on metal stakes. A doe walked right through it. He sprinkled something around his plants that he told me was “coyote urine granules.” I don’t know where you buy coyote urine granules. It didn’t work.
Cheryl stopped me one evening while I was getting the mail. She looked tired. “Please,” she said. “He won’t admit it, but he’s not sleeping. He’s out there at 5 a.m. chasing deer off the lawn in his bathrobe.”
I felt a little bad about Cheryl. She’d never done anything to me.
“I’ll talk to him,” I said.
The Deal
I went over on a Saturday morning. Victor answered the door in sweatpants. His yard behind him looked post-apocalyptic. Bare soil where the sod had been. Stubs of hedge. Deer droppings on the patio like scattered marbles.
I told him my terms.
One: he pays for a new cedar fence, same style, same height, installed exactly where the old one had been. My land, nine inches over his line. And he signs a written easement granting that placement in perpetuity, recorded with the county, so nobody can pull this again.
Two: he pays me back the $2,200 I’d spent having the old fence removed.
Three: he drops any claim to compensation for the nine inches. Forever. In writing.
Four: he writes a letter to his attorney telling them to close the file, and he sends me a copy.
Victor stared at me. His jaw worked. I could see him doing the math, weighing his pride against $14,000 in destroyed landscaping and a deer that was probably, at that very moment, eating whatever was left of Cheryl’s roses.
“Fine,” he said.
The fence went up the following weekend. Victor hired the crew himself. Good guys out of Doylestown. They used western red cedar, six-foot planks, and they stained it the same warm reddish-brown. It looked almost exactly like the one Dennis and I had built, just newer. Tighter joints. Better hardware.
Victor signed the easement at his kitchen table on a Wednesday evening. I brought the document; Greg had drawn it up. Victor’s hand was steady this time, but he didn’t look at me while he signed.
The deer went back to the woods within three days.
After
Victor and I aren’t friends. We’re not going to be. He nods at me when he’s getting his mail and I nod back. Cheryl brought over a bottle of wine at Christmas, which was unexpected. Decent wine, too. A Malbec.
His landscaping crew came back in October and replanted everything. New boxwoods, new sod, new ornamental grasses. I don’t know what the final bill was. He didn’t tell me. First time Victor ever kept a number to himself.
Sometimes I stand at the back window with my coffee in the morning and look at the fence. It’s good cedar. It’ll last. And right there, on my side, nine and a quarter inches from the property line, there’s a little orange surveyor’s flag still stuck in the ground. I keep meaning to pull it out.
I haven’t yet.
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