My Mother-in-Law Built a Dating Profile With My Face

Sarah Jenkins

At our son’s first birthday, my mother-in-law handed me a card.

Inside, in pen: “She’s better off without him.”

It wasn’t signed. But I KNEW the handwriting.

Cheryl has never liked me. Six years of Sunday dinners where she talked about me to Megan like my chair was empty.

That afternoon there were nineteen people in our kitchen and a one-year-old with frosting in his eyebrows, so I put the card in my back pocket and kept slicing watermelon.

“Dylan, grab the candles,” Megan said.

Her mother followed her out to the deck and slid the door shut behind them.

Then my daughter Josie, who’s four, pulled on my shorts and asked if I was still going to live at the apartment.

I told her there was no apartment.

She said Grandma showed her pictures of it.

I let that go for about an hour. Then I went upstairs with the iPad to pull Wyatt’s photos off the shared album, and the messages loaded first.

Screenshots. Dozens of them. All sent from Cheryl to Megan over the last five months.

A dating profile with my gym selfies on it. Different name. Same tattoo on the same forearm.

My stomach dropped.

I scrolled back further. Cheryl telling Megan I’d been seen at a bar in Milford. Cheryl telling her not to bring it up with me yet. Cheryl telling her to keep the paperwork at her house so I wouldn’t find it.

Paperwork.

I sat on the edge of the tub for a while.

Then I opened the profile itself and tapped the contact number listed on it.

Cheryl’s phone rang on the deck.

I went downstairs holding the iPad, and I turned the screen toward her in front of everyone, and Megan read it twice before she understood what she was looking at.

CHERYL BUILT THE PROFILE HERSELF. FROM HER OWN PHONE.

Cheryl put down the cake knife. Her hand missed the counter. She said Wyatt needed a nap and walked out the front door with her purse and left her car in the driveway.

Nobody moved.

Megan caught my sleeve in the hallway, and she was already crying.

“Three weeks ago she drove me to an office in Milford,” she said. “Dylan. I signed something.”

The Office With the Frosted Windows

“What did you sign?”

Megan looked toward the front door. Cheryl’s purse was gone, but her car keys had been left on the little table beside the mail.

“I don’t know.”

The answer came out thin.

I took the iPad from under my arm and set it on the hallway bench. Behind us, someone in the kitchen turned off the faucet. A child laughed. It was the wrong sound for the room.

Megan wiped under one eye with the heel of her hand.

“She said it was temporary. She said you were going to leave, and if I didn’t protect myself, you’d take the kids and drain the accounts.”

“I’ve never said I was leaving.”

“I know.”

“Do you?”

She looked at me then. Her mascara had gathered in two black dots below her left eye.

“I know now.”

That wasn’t good enough, but I didn’t have anything better to put in its place.

We left the birthday party at 3:47 p.m. My brother-in-law Eric stayed behind with the guests because somebody had to explain why half a sheet cake was still sitting on the floor. Megan carried Wyatt. I carried the iPad and the diaper bag, which had somehow ended up full of plastic forks.

Cheryl’s car remained in the driveway.

Megan’s hands shook so badly she missed the seat-belt latch twice. She kept looking at the passenger window.

“She said the office was a family law place,” she said. “The sign had blue letters. We waited maybe twenty minutes. A woman brought out a stack of papers.”

“Was there a lawyer?”

“I don’t know. Cheryl talked the whole time.”

“What did you sign?”

“She told me it was a separation agreement. Or some kind of custody protection. I asked if you needed to sign it. She said you had already agreed.”

I stared at her.

“She said I had already agreed to leave?”

“No. She said you knew we were done.”

The drive to Milford took twenty-six minutes. Megan didn’t speak again until we passed the old bowling alley on Route 16.

“She also told me you’d been meeting somebody.”

“I saw that part.”

“That profile wasn’t the first thing.”

There it was.

I turned the radio off even though it wasn’t on.

Megan reached into her purse and pulled out her phone. She opened a photograph, then passed it to me.

It showed a hotel reservation. The guest name was Dylan Mercer. The room was at a place near the airport, booked for a Friday night in May.

“I never booked this,” I said.

“I know.”

“Why did you believe it?”

Her mouth twisted.

“Because Cheryl showed me your card statement.”

I looked at her.

“She had a screenshot of a charge. It was from the hotel.”

I remembered the charge. I had paid for a conference room at the same hotel for a Saturday training session at work. The company card had been declined, so I used mine and filed for repayment. I told Megan about it that night because I complained about the vending machine for ten full minutes.

She had nodded while feeding Wyatt.

“She cropped the date,” Megan said. “The training was Saturday. The reservation said Friday.”

At the office, the front door was locked. The blue sign belonged to a tax service. The family law office was in the building next door, behind a strip of windows covered in white film.

A woman named Sandra Bell opened the door after Megan knocked.

She was in her late fifties, wearing a green cardigan and reading glasses on a chain. She looked from Megan to me, then at Wyatt, asleep against Megan’s shoulder.

“Mrs. Mercer?”

Megan nodded.

Sandra’s face changed. Not much. Just enough.

“Come in.”

The waiting room held two fake plants, a water cooler, and a framed certificate from 2011. A printer chattered behind the receptionist’s desk.

Sandra asked me to wait outside while she spoke to Megan. I said no.

She looked at the children. Then at the iPad.

“Mr. Mercer, I can’t discuss a client’s file without authorization.”

“I’m her husband.”

“That doesn’t give you access to everything she signs.”

Megan held out her hand.

“Sandra, he can hear it.”

Sandra took a folder from a cabinet and placed it on the desk. The folder had Megan’s name written across the tab in black marker.

My name was printed below hers.

Dylan Mercer.

What Megan Had Signed

The first page was titled Petition for Legal Separation.

My address was wrong. The street number said 118 instead of 181. My job title was wrong. It listed me as a sales manager. I work in warehouse purchasing and have never sold anything except a broken lawn mower on Craigslist.

The page said we had lived apart since February.

We hadn’t.

It said Megan wanted primary custody of both children. It said I had agreed to pay $1,850 a month in support.

Megan made a little noise beside me.

“I didn’t see that.”

“You signed on page nine,” Sandra said.

Megan turned pages with one finger. Her nail caught on the paper.

“I thought it was a safety plan.”

Sandra’s eyes went to the signature.

“Your mother told me you were in an abusive marriage.”

Megan looked at me.

“She told you that?”

“She said you were afraid to be alone with him.”

I laughed once. It came out ugly.

Sandra flinched.

“Did you draft this?” I asked.

“No. Your mother brought a printed copy. She said another attorney had prepared it. I only notarized Megan’s signature on two pages.”

“Who was the attorney?”

“She didn’t say.”

“Then why did you let my wife sign it?”

Sandra pushed her glasses up her nose.

“Because your wife told me she understood what she was signing.”

Megan bent over Wyatt. His head rolled against her collarbone. He didn’t wake.

There was another document behind the petition. A temporary authorization for the children to stay with Cheryl if Megan became unable to care for them.

That one did have Megan’s signature.

At the bottom, in small print, it gave Cheryl permission to enroll the children in school, speak to doctors, and access their medical records.

It was dated April 12.

That was the day Cheryl had taken Megan to lunch while I was at work.

I remembered coming home to find the kitchen cabinets open. Megan had been standing at the counter with a headache. She said her mother had helped her clean out the pantry.

The pantry had held the blue folder where we kept birth certificates and insurance papers.

I had blamed myself for misplacing it.

Sandra let us photograph every page. When she reached the last document, she stopped.

“This is different.”

It was a notarized statement from Cheryl.

According to Cheryl, I had a gambling problem, had threatened Megan, and had been carrying on an affair with someone from my gym. It said I had plans to leave the state with the children.

The date was June 2.

The gym picture on the fake dating profile had been posted June 4.

The statement had my full name, my work address, my license plate number, and the name of my old employer. It also had one detail only my family knew.

Wyatt’s middle name.

I read that page twice.

“She gave you this?”

“She left it with the other papers.”

“Why didn’t you call us?”

“I called your wife.”

Megan’s phone sat on the desk between us. She checked it, then turned the screen toward me.

There were seventeen missed calls from Sandra over the past month.

Megan had blocked the office number.

“Cheryl said they were harassing me,” Megan said.

I stepped away from the desk.

Outside, a truck rolled through a puddle. The water slapped the curb.

“What did she tell you about the profile?” I asked.

Megan closed her eyes.

“She sent me the first screenshot in March. She said you were trying to meet women.”

“Did you ask me?”

“I did.”

“When?”

“That night you came home late.”

I remembered. March 18. I had been at the warehouse because a shipment of refrigerator compressors had arrived with the wrong labels. Megan asked why I smelled like smoke. I told her I’d been outside by the loading dock.

She had said, “Are you happy?”

I said, “What kind of question is that?”

Then I took a shower.

Cheryl’s Story

We went back to the house at 5:12.

The birthday guests had left. The kitchen looked like a crime scene made by children. Blue icing on the cabinet handles. A paper plate stuck to the floor. One of Josie’s socks under the table.

Eric was sitting on the front step with Cheryl’s keys in his hand.

“She called,” he said. “She wants the car.”

“Where is she?”

“She wouldn’t say.”

Megan took Wyatt upstairs. Josie followed her, clutching a half-eaten cookie.

Eric looked at me.

“Do I need to call somebody?”

“Yes. But I don’t know who yet.”

The police came at 5:38 because Sandra had told us not to confront Cheryl alone, and because the word forgery sounded like something a person should not handle in a kitchen full of frosting.

A patrol officer named Linda Pruitt photographed the card from my back pocket. She photographed the iPad. She wrote down the phone number connected to the profile.

I showed her the account.

The username was NewStartDylan.

The bio read: “Recently separated. Looking for a discreet woman who likes younger men and doesn’t ask too many questions.”

There were twelve messages from women. One had sent a picture from a restaurant in New Haven. Another asked if I had children.

The account had been created from an email address with Cheryl’s first name and her birth year.

Officer Pruitt rubbed her thumb over the edge of her notebook.

“Can you prove she made it?”

“I called the number.”

“That proves the number was near her phone.”

“She also used her own email.”

“That’s better.”

Megan came down carrying a cardboard box.

She set it on the table.

“I found this in her car.”

Inside were copies of our tax returns, bank statements, the children’s birth certificates, my passport, and a second set of keys to our house.

There was also a black spiral notebook.

Megan opened it.

The first page said:

Things Dylan has done wrong.

Underneath were dates.

Some were real. Some were invented.

January 6: “Stayed out until 9:15. Wouldn’t say why.”

I had been at the pediatrician with Wyatt.

February 22: “Moved money from savings.”

I had transferred $400 to pay the plumber.

March 18: “Smelled like another woman.”

That one made Eric look away.

April 30: “Said he could take kids whenever he wanted.”

I had said, “If you keep letting Josie eat candy for breakfast, she’ll run away before kindergarten.”

Cheryl had written down the sentence without the candy part.

At the very back, folded into the notebook, was an envelope addressed to Megan.

This was the card’s matching piece. The thing Cheryl hadn’t managed to take with her.

Megan unfolded the paper.

The handwriting was Cheryl’s.

Meg,

You keep waiting for Dylan to admit what he’s doing. He won’t. Men like him don’t leave until they have somebody else. I have made sure you have a place to go, and I have put the apartment in your name for six months. You can bring the children. Don’t tell him before you leave.

He will make you feel guilty. That’s what he does.

Love, Mom.

There was no apartment.

Officer Pruitt asked Megan if she had ever seen a lease.

Megan shook her head.

“She showed me pictures. A living room. Two bedrooms. It looked empty.”

“Where did you think it was?”

“Milford. Near the library.”

Officer Pruitt wrote it down.

I stood at the sink and looked out at Cheryl’s car.

The passenger door was open. One of the birthday balloons had caught on the side mirror. It bumped against the window every time the wind moved.

Then my phone rang.

Unknown number.

I answered.

A man said, “This is Ron Bell from First County Bank. I need to confirm a transfer request on your joint account.”

I put him on speaker.

“What transfer request?”

“One for twenty-eight thousand dollars, submitted Friday. The authorization is under your wife’s name.”

Megan came back into the kitchen.

“I didn’t do that.”

Ron paused.

“The request lists your mother as an authorized agent.”

Nobody spoke.

“Can you stop it?” I asked.

“I can put a hold on it. But I need both account holders to come in Monday morning.”

“Do it now.”

“I’ve already flagged it.”

Megan reached for the counter, but her fingers landed on a pile of napkins and sent them sliding onto the floor.

The Door She Had Been Preparing

That night, we changed the locks.

The locksmith was a tired man named Gus who kept calling me “boss” even after I told him my name. He replaced the front cylinder and the garage keypad. At 10:06, he handed me the old lock in a plastic bag.

I put it beside the birthday presents.

Megan slept in Josie’s room with both children. I sat at the kitchen table, going through the messages again.

There were more than I had seen upstairs.

Cheryl had sent Megan recordings. Some were clips of me talking in the car, captured through the family tablet I used for navigation. In one, I complained about money. In another, I told Eric his new girlfriend seemed “like hard work.”

Cheryl had typed captions beneath them.

He is unstable.

He is hiding money.

He does not respect women.

The recordings were ordinary. That was the worst part. My voice sounded tired, impatient, cheap.

At 11:19, a new message appeared from Cheryl.

You have no idea what you’ve done to my daughter.

Then another.

I was trying to protect her.

Megan woke up and came downstairs in her socks.

She read the screen.

“Don’t answer.”

“I wasn’t going to.”

“Are you?”

I set the phone face down.

She sat across from me. There was a red mark on her cheek from the seam of the pillow.

“She said you had another family once,” Megan said.

I waited.

“Before me. She said you abandoned a woman in Ohio.”

“I dated a woman in Ohio when I was twenty-three. We broke up. She moved to Indiana.”

“She told me you had a son.”

“I don’t have a son.”

“I know.”

Megan pressed both palms against her eyes.

“She kept giving me pieces. A picture. A name. A receipt. Every time I asked you, you looked annoyed, and then she said, ‘See? That’s how he makes you doubt yourself.'”

I looked at the birthday card on the table.

“Why didn’t you tell me about the papers?”

“I thought I was signing something to protect the kids.”

“Why did you block Sandra?”

“Because Mom said the office had changed the papers after I signed them.”

The sentence sat there.

Megan picked up the card.

“She wrote this for me.”

“It was in my pocket.”

“I know.”

She turned it over. On the back, beneath the fold, was a smear of blue frosting.

“I believed her,” she said.

I wanted to say I knew. I wanted to say she should have asked me. Both things were true, and neither one helped.

At 1:03 a.m., someone tried the new garage keypad.

Once.

Then again.

I stood in the hallway with the fireplace poker in my hand. Megan had the children behind her. Josie was awake but quiet.

The keypad beeped a third time.

A car door slammed outside.

Officer Pruitt arrived seven minutes later. The vehicle was gone by then, but the camera had caught the plate.

Cheryl had not come herself.

It was her pastor’s truck.

The Name on the Lease

Monday morning, the bank froze the account.

The transfer had been entered online from a computer at the Milford public library. Cheryl had used her own email address, but the request was signed with Megan’s name.

The bank investigator printed the form and slid it across the desk.

At the bottom was a scanned signature.

It looked like Megan’s.

Megan stared at it.

“That’s not how I sign.”

It was close. The M was too narrow. The final n climbed upward.

A bad copy.

The investigator said the transfer had been sent to an account at a credit union in Delaware. The account holder was not Cheryl.

It was listed under Megan Mercer Family Holdings LLC.

Megan made a strangled sound.

“She made a company?”

The investigator turned over another page.

Cheryl had filed it in May.

The registered address was the apartment Megan had seen in the pictures.

We drove there with Officer Pruitt behind us.

The building was on Ash Street, above a laundromat. The front windows were covered with newspaper. A sign on the door said the property was being renovated.

There was no apartment.

But the landlord, a broad man named Vic Kowalski, recognized Cheryl’s picture.

“She rented the second floor in April,” he said. “Paid cash for two months.”

“Was it furnished?” I asked.

“Not really. A couch. Two folding beds. Some boxes.”

“Did she bring my wife here?”

“Twice.”

Megan’s mouth opened.

Vic looked at her.

“Your mother said you were moving in after your husband got violent.”

Megan put her hand against the brick wall.

“Did she take pictures?”

“She asked me to leave the place empty so she could make it look like a clean break.”

There it was. The apartment.

Not a lie exactly. A room she had rented, dressed with a couch, photographed, then used as a trap.

Vic gave Officer Pruitt a copy of the lease. It was in Cheryl’s name.

The lock on the upstairs door had been changed.

Nobody had lived there.

On the way back to the car, Megan stopped beside the laundromat’s dumpster. She vomited into the weeds.

I stood several feet away.

Not because I didn’t care. Because she had asked me not to touch her when she was sick.

When she straightened, she wiped her mouth with a receipt.

“I was supposed to take the kids there next Friday,” she said.

“For what?”

“She said you were going to be served at work. She said I needed to leave before you came home.”

“Served with what?”

“The papers.”

“And then?”

“Then I was supposed to call her. She said she’d come get the children if I couldn’t manage.”

Officer Pruitt looked at me.

“Did your mother ever mention a safe-deposit box?” she asked Megan.

Megan shook her head.

But I knew where to look.

Our house had one. Small, metal, hidden behind the removable panel under the stairs. I had installed it after Josie’s birth and told Megan the code on a yellow sticky note.

Cheryl had been in that closet last month.

She said she was looking for extra blankets.

The Last Thing in the Box

The box was empty except for a packet of old photographs and a silver hospital bracelet from Wyatt’s birth.

The documents were gone.

Megan sat on the floor while I removed the panel.

“She took them.”

“Maybe.”

The word came from behind us.

Josie stood in the hallway wearing her unicorn pajamas.

“Grandma took a red folder,” she said.

Megan turned.

“When?”

“That day she made me practice.”

“Practice what?”

Josie twisted the hem of her shirt.

“Where to go if Daddy got mean.”

Megan’s face lost all color.

“What did she make you say?”

Josie looked at me.

“That you hit Mommy.”

I couldn’t move.

The refrigerator clicked on. Somewhere upstairs, Wyatt began to cry.

Josie kept talking because children sometimes keep going after they’ve opened the door.

“Grandma said I had to say it good. Not silly.”

Megan covered her mouth.

I went into the kitchen and picked up the birthday knife. It was still on the counter, pink frosting drying along the blade.

The police took Josie’s statement with a child advocate present. Cheryl had coached her to repeat the claim. There was a recording on Cheryl’s phone, found when police served a warrant two days later.

In it, Cheryl asked Josie, “What does Daddy do when he gets mad?”

Josie answered, “He talks loud.”

“And then?”

“He goes outside.”

“And does he hit Mommy?”

A pause.

Cheryl said, “Say it.”

Josie whispered, “Yes.”

The recording ended there.

The phone also held the original photographs used for my fake dating profile. They had been copied from the gym’s private member page. Cheryl had taken them during a family open house in January, when she stood behind me and pretended to photograph Wyatt.

The account was not made to help Megan catch me cheating.

It was made to make a cheating story look real after Megan had already signed the papers.

Cheryl had planned the order.

First, make Megan afraid. Then get her signature. Then move the money. Then make me look like the husband who abandoned his wife, while Cheryl became the person holding the children and the account.

The $28,000 was the balance from my grandfather’s inheritance.

Megan had forgotten it was still there.

Cheryl hadn’t.

On Thursday, they found her at her sister’s house in Waterbury.

She had packed three suitcases and brought the red folder.

Inside were our passports, the original birth certificates, the signed petition, and a printed letter addressed to a judge.

The letter said Megan had fled from me.

It included the fake hotel booking.

It included the dating profile.

It included Josie’s coached statement.

And underneath all of it was a note in Cheryl’s handwriting:

Once he is arrested, Meg will finally listen.

Megan read that line in the courthouse hallway.

She folded the page once. Then again.

The judge granted an emergency order keeping Cheryl away from the children. The bank stopped the transfer. The family law office withdrew the filing after Sandra gave a statement and turned over the file.

Cheryl was charged with forgery, identity theft, harassment, and interfering with custody.

There were more charges later.

The state found two other women she had tried to help “escape” their husbands. One had given her $12,000. The other had signed over a car.

But the first birthday card never made it into evidence.

The police returned it to me in a plastic sleeve because there was no charge connected to the sentence.

I keep it in the back of the junk drawer now.

Megan and I are still in the same house. We go to counseling on Thursdays, which sounds cleaner than it is. Some nights she sleeps beside me. Some nights she takes a blanket to the couch.

Last Sunday, she made dinner.

Chicken, rice, green beans.

She set a plate in front of me, then stood there with the serving spoon in her hand.

“I need to ask you something,” she said.

I waited.

“Did you ever cheat on me?”

“No.”

She nodded, but not like she believed me. Not yet.

From the living room, Josie called that Wyatt had put a toy car in the toilet.

Megan closed her eyes.

Then she went to get him.

I stayed at the table.

The card was still in the drawer below the silverware, face down, Cheryl’s handwriting showing through the paper.

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